Not every pregnancy is planned. In fact, I’m
inclined to believe that so many of us came about
by accidental discharge, following the way we
behave these days.
Even amongst married folks who are licensed to
have S3x, we hear horror stories of unplanned
pregnancies. No wonder abortion clinics are
popping out just about everywhere. People seem
not to care about safe S3x or understand the
simple meaning of contraception.
Well, I’m not here to educate you on that. You
can check your local community health care
center for proper information. My job here is to let
you in on what happens when someone comes
and tells you that they got accidentally pregnant.
I will not blame the female folk today until next
time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one.
Here are 8 times men get stupid during S3x and
produce an offspring.
(read here: Three Likeness Of Ladies )
1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’
Oshey, Lord Withdrawal! Didn’t they tell you that
your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last
wank session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee
in-between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t
honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups
in all your pull out encounters. You and I know
that the sweetest part is when you offload all your
goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding
yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little
reminder, someone in the bible days died
because of this type of thing.
(read here:How To Be A Perfect Girl )
2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To
Handle Contraception’
This is how so many clueless men have been lied
to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop
some after and you believe and go in without
protection. This same babe will come back a
month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work.
Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a
woman says before S3x. Always have yourself
locked and loaded.
3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With
My Teeth’
It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even
the teeth involved during S3x but please, use
your fingers to tear open the condom package.
Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom,
stupid. The only hole you should be poking should
be… never mind. The wise ones understand what
I’m talking about.
4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom
During S3x
Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start
having S3x then halfway, for whatever reason,
you say ‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’
and then you put one on. Have you heard of pre-
cum? Obviously not. Google it. Then for those of
you who decide ‘this condom thing is killing my
vibe’ and decide to remove it halfway, please go
for quality stuff next time or learn how to wear on
a condom correctly or just get married and stay
faithful mbok.
(read here: 25-ways To Show Your Wife You Love Her)
5. ‘We Had S3x During Her Period’
First of all…eww! Second, don’t deceive yourself.
Women have and can get pregnant during their
periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree
to this but others will. It has been found that
some women ovulate when they are
menstruating, so next time while dipping into the
Red Sea, be sure to use a life jacket. If you go
releasing your little swimmers with no protection,
one of them is bound to swim upstream and
catch something you’re not prepared for.
6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years
My dear brother, I know it’s a quality brand
product and probably cost you a few hundred
naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just
maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but
it’s no reason for you to leave it in your wallet
until it either expires or becomes useless. Use it
when it’s still good or throw it away.
7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’
And so you . your p*n*s all in to fill the condom
tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped exactly like
a condom, please desist from tightening things in
there. You have to leave that space for the spill. If
you don’t, the condom will break. I’m tempted to
say it’s not ‘rocket’ science but erm…
(read here: How to Approach a Girl You Don’t Know and Impress Her )
8. ‘We Had S3x While Standing’
First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me
understand the logic. You did it while standing
and all of the semen spilled to the floor and none
was left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the
law of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology,
which may have a law somewhere that states
‘what goes in, stays in’. You should know that the
v*g’i’na is one place that may not have a door
but has a way of keeping things in. Be Warned!
Basically, just don’t be stupid during S3x. Protect
yourself and your woman. Use a condom
What do you think about this article?
Does it make any sense to you?
let us know in the comment below
(read here: 8 Silly Things Men Do During S3x That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY])
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